Back when ‘merica was great, baseball teams “barnstormed” across the U.S., delighting fans young and old. None of those squads, however, packed stadiums like Donald Trump’s rag-tag Swampville 9. They lost a close one this week, 6-5 on a walk-off home run by Team USA slugger James Comey.
Tempers flared throughout, resulting in several ejections. USA starting pitcher Elizabeth Warren, who drilled Swampville leadoff batter Donald Trump Jr. with the first pitch of the game, was tossed in the 7th inning after Jared Kushner couldn’t get out of the way of one of her patented fastballs up and in.
Check the schedule. The Swampville 9 might be coming to a yard near you.