Trump’s Swampville 9 loses a tough one to Team USA

Back when ‘merica was great, baseball teams “barnstormed” across the U.S., delighting fans young and old. None of those squads, however, packed stadiums like Donald Trump’s rag-tag Swampville 9. They lost a close one this week, 6-5 on a walk-off home run by Team USA slugger James Comey.

Tempers flared throughout, resulting in several ejections. USA starting pitcher Elizabeth Warren, who drilled Swampville leadoff batter Donald Trump Jr. with the first pitch of the game, was tossed in the 7th inning after Jared Kushner couldn’t get out of the way of one of her patented fastballs up and in.

Check the schedule. The Swampville 9 might be coming to a yard near you.

Donald Trump Swampville 9


About Jim McKeever

Writer, father, runner, advocate based in Central New York.
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2 Responses to Trump’s Swampville 9 loses a tough one to Team USA

  1. chmjr2 says:

    Well at least I see you have your humor back. But baseball is a long season with many games to play. I am buying a season ticket. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. cat9984 says:

    Love the notes. Especially the one about McConnell

    Liked by 1 person

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